my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately
24 // female // professional whore
dudes trying to say theyre “sorcerers” yet they refuse to suck cocks and swallow cum 🤔
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
“why did your cat bite me” you pet her incorrectly. deserved
grox:
You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.
the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls
Anonymous said:
Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.
powerburial replied:
he said “rip that baby up” in a game show host voice, very distasteful
shawty got that…*covers phone receiver* are you sure this is what I’m supposed to say? are you positive? yes? okay. *continues* shawty got that lobster bisque pussy.